I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Randomize
