Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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