if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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