Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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