I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
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Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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