It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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