i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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