Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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