Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
love makes seman taste better
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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