She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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