Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Too much gin, very little bucket
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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