In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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