Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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