just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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