Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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