I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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