It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
MIDGETS
????
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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