David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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