As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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