If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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