covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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