This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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