and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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