she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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