we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Randomize