As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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