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Is this the I'm gay speech?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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