I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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