he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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