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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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