She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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