you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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