"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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