big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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