Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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