1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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