This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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