What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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