What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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