I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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