I have demons in me.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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