Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Randomize
