I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Randomize