YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
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That's how twitter works, right?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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