all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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