i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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