Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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