A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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