Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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