I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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