oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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