it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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